If you are stupid, please do not travel abroad. Please stay at home so we can hide you from the world, as your interactions with the outside world continues to sully the reputations of all US citizens. Please stop broadcasting your dumb like the newest Beyonce track and read a book or something, damn.
Stop stealing peoples food at a bar or shoving old men because they told you to piss off when you were cat-calling foreign woman. Thank you.
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In all seriousness, I've witnessed/been a victim of/or heard of several accounts of American retardation since I've been here. So far, I haven't heard of any similar stories for other nationalities. I don't have any exact numbers, so I can't say if we are statistically more unintelligent than other cultures...but this trip has done nothing to alleviate the stereotype for me. I suppose by now you all have realized this is a not so cleverly disguised rant, but hey I'm good at it.
You should be arrested for treason, son.
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Have you forgotten that this was the day Jeff Goldblum courageously uploaded an exploding virus into the alien mothership so many years ago? count your blessings.
It was a lapse of judgement on my part. My dearest apologies to humanity and it's greatest contribution, America.
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